Jarvis, Birmingham UK. Vegan queer eco-anarchist and a professional shitposter. They/them/their pronouns. Hin/Hinne/Hinnes på norsk. I love Electric Six, Pulp, Charlie Brooker and the X Files.
there is no purer moment that a human can experience than when ur petting ur dog and they kinda squint their eyes, tilt their head back, do that adorable toothy dog smile & let you pet them while they just chill and feel the love…nothing better. that is top tier. ultimate wholesomeness
so he went around all the sex shops in Sydney, where we
were recording, asking them for different - from ladyfingers, up to
doubledongs, or whatever it is, actually HOLDING THEM UP TO HIS EAR. And
he was in one shop, and there was this guy, with a vacuum cleaner,
vacuuming up and Reeves goes *simulates Reeves listening to the vibrator
and following the employee with his eyes* and the guy goes “NO!”
this is the greatest story David Bowie ever told but tbh I say that about every story David Bowie tells
